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[ At first, all you see is a shine of light followed by the one of the oldest arms to ever be seen in Route. Seriously. We're talking Pryce old. Beyond Pryce old. It's accompanied by an all too familiar voice.
Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]
I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ]
Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]
[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]
Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]
I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ]
Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]
[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]
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What a great costume! Everypony likes to be a cat!
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Every...pony?
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[Derp, she knuckles her head sticking out her tongue lightly.]
Everypony~ You know, all ponies. Ponies that used to be ponies. Pony Mony. [laughs.] And being a cat lets you walk back on four legs!
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[ .....Tsunade just looks at her emptily. ] You know, I know there's a land for Frog Summons, a land for Snake Summons and a land for Slug Summons, but I've never heard of a land for pony summons. Anyways, I've never been, nor have I've ever desired to be a pony so I'm afraid you're a little off the mark there. Is everyone else from this world at one point a pony? [ Is she trapped in pony land? Why the hell would she be here?! ]
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Sorry for the delay! Sudden out of town trip is the culprit!
I see. Well, I'm a human and I think almost everyone I know back home is a human, if we aren't counting talking slugs, talking frogs, talking snakes, talking monkeys, my pet pig and talking dogs.
no worries, same here ;;
moonreveal her butt cheek balloon Cutie Mark. This pony has no shame.] Right here![Pinkie laughs.] That's a lot of talking critters.
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Well how do other ponies, uh, I mean- humans show their talent here?
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[ Yep. That's what she thinks. ]
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[Insert kazoo.]
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I'm Pinkie Pie, what's your name?
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