[ At first, all you see is a shine of light followed by the one of the oldest arms to ever be seen in Route. Seriously. We're talking Pryce old. Beyond Pryce old. It's accompanied by an all too familiar voice.

Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]

I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ] 

Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]

[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]