Post 1: Intro


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ROUND THREE LET'S GO...

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Can't believe it. I survive against legendary ninjas but fall to a rock with knives attached to i-[ Out of nowhere, a bright intense light washes over the entire feed. A Pignite, brand new and recently evolved, arm thrusts right into Kabutops, knocking it out and down.

Normally, a person would be concerned with bleeding from cuts on the chest and foot but instead she just looks up at PIgnite before noticing Staravia's approach. She turns to the feed. ]

All right. Anyone want to tell me what the hell just happened to Tonton? Last time I checked, she wasn't bipedal.

[ At first, all you see is a shine of light followed by the one of the oldest arms to ever be seen in Route. Seriously. We're talking Pryce old. Beyond Pryce old. It's accompanied by an all too familiar voice.

Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]

I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ] 

Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]

[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]

Ha! You actually think I have time for one of these

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1. Worst. Hangover. Ever. || Event - Changes

[ A - The Streets of Mayfield! ]

[ After a very eventful morning, Tsunade realized that finding information right now would be key, if not a necessity. Of course, she's from a ninja village so phones? She doesn't know about those convenient things. 

Tsunade, however has reverted to her true appearance. And, she's gone through great lengths to disguise this. Wearing a ridiculously over-sized long coat, sunglasses, and one of those ankle sized poodle skirts, to say she looks ridiculous is quite simply an understatement.

She'll go to every house, knocking on every door as loud as she possibly can. With her astoundingly high strength, her knocks sound like a sledgehammer crashing into a door. You should really open up that door... it sounds pretty urgent ]

[ B - Outside the post office! ]

[ Tsunade stands outside the post office staring in deep concentration, before she decides to speed inwards. She's mostly doing this for observational purposes but if she decides it's all right, she'll definitely request to gain her younger looking self back ]

[ C - Your Street! ]

[ Why is someone yelling at the top of their lungs at a girl scout? The drone child begins to adamantly request that they aid Tsuande in crossing the street. Despite Tsunade's repeated instances that she's just fine, and, her exceptionally ear shattering roar that she is not old (despite still looking 70) the drone child insists that she is an elder and all elders must be protected!

When the drone child attempts to grab Tsunade's arm, she forcibly yanks it upwards, sending the drone girl flying a couple of feet down the street. Tsunade immediately rushes over to help the drone girl up, only to repeat the process. Feel free to spectate this happening about a hundred times, or step in after the first couple of incidents. ]

[ D - Still Your Street! ]

[ Tsunade is now trudging along with a girl scout drone girl who is firmly holding onto her arm. The drone girl seems to be astoundingly happy? Tsunade? She looks like she's about to transform into some version of an old she-hulk. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ And now here comes the drinking. After her very first day, Tsunade needs a drink! And, she's indeed had a drink. She's absolutely hammered, with about ten bottles right next to her. You may catch her in such activities like attempting to talk to you in a loud, drunken stupor, or stumbling onto the ground and flailing in attempts to get back up. 

You might want to help her! Or engage her in conversation at the very least! She is a bit in need of a distraction.

Alternatively, you're free to encounter her stumbling and leaving the bar. Or stumbling on her way home. Or crawling on her way home. Or sitting still on the sidewalk attempting to get up. Damn these old bones of hers!! If you encounter her outside of the bar, she'll remark with this beautiful quip! ]

Tch. Where's one of those damn girl scouts when you need them?

[ F - Accidental Phone ]

[ The phone can be heard flying off the handle, along with a myriad of things on a nightstand. Tsunade's voice rings out clearly, and very easily. She sounds exceptionally furious. ]

And just what the fuck kind of a last name is Pervysage, huh?!