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[ At first, all you see is a shine of light followed by the one of the oldest arms to ever be seen in Route. Seriously. We're talking Pryce old. Beyond Pryce old. It's accompanied by an all too familiar voice.
Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]
I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ]
Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]
[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]
Yeah boys, she's back. She's not quite sure how though. She was sure she was still alive. She was last healing the five kage and getting herself eventually put back together by Katsuyu. It wasn't fun being chopped in half. ]
I don't know what type of afterlife this is or how I possibly died and was put back together again but there better be some damn answers here. [ She looks right into the feed, still old, and glares into the screen. ] Just what the hell is this.... and will you stop doing that! [ A Tepig oinks and tugs at her pants from behind. She lightly, and casually tosses it by swinging her leg forward. It doesn't seem to damage or deter the pig, who goes right back to tugging at Tsunade's pants. ]
Dan. Nawaki. Hell, I'll even take Chiyo at this point. What type of afterlife is this? Where they give you a pet and send you off on a journey? Is this some sort of purgatory, like a waiting list of some sorts? Eh. Whatever. Come on, Tonton, we have work to do. [ The pig happily oinks and wags its tail behind her master. ]
[ She finally glares back into the feed. There was one last thing she forgot. ] Finally, Jiraiya. I know you have a penchant for cute little costumes but I will not be wearing this under any conditions, you hear me?! [ She then proceeds to rip the costume in half with her bare hands without even blinking. Yep. She's back, fellas. ]
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[ Then again, she doesn't understand the appeal of naming Pokemon in general, much less naming them after people she knows. ]
Are you going blind too or something?
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It's a pig. It embodies the will of fire. It's exactly like Tonton. [ It oinks, in a similar manner to how the real Tonton would. ]
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[ A small frown. ] I'll just follow your lead. Maybe you can come up with names for my team.
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[ Tsunade laughs. ]
Maybe I can! Perhaps we can name them all after Konoha and international medics.
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Oh, but maybe that might be an idea. Not many of mine can heal... only a couple of them so far.
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Which ones are medics? Are there any pink ones who aren't medics?